georgette heyer.

January 28th, 2012 § 1 Comment

If there is one thing I love to do, it’s to read.

In bed.

Preferably with a cat snuggled at my feet.

I know. I win at being cool.

Georgette Heyer is one of my favourite authors to read: one of the unsung heroes of British genre fiction. She was an amazingly prolific writer, penning more than fifty novels between the early 1920s and 1970s.

Most of her novels were historical (Regency era) thriller/romances, although she also wrote detective stories. A few weeks ago, I discovered a glut of her novels in my aunt’s bookcase that I’d never read before, which secretly thrilled me. I have been working my way through the backlog, and am onto my fourth unread novel in the space of a fortnight. (This could be why the German translation I’m supposed to be tackling has stalled in progress.)

Many of Heyer’s novels are still in print today and can be bought with shiny new covers, but I love the vintage paperbacks the best.

The only hazard to the $2.00 thrift-shop purchase is that the books sometimes fall apart in your hands when you’re reading them.

Somehow, however, it just feels better to read Heyer from a browned, dog-eared page.

I learn so much from reading these novels: about the English language, about history, and about Regency culture. For example, I now know that one British pound in 1800 is equivalent to approximately 32 British pounds in 2005. Or that orgeat was a popular drink in gaming clubs made from sugar syrup, barley, and orange blossom water.

Society functioned wholly on a rigid class system. If you were a woman, you had better hope that you possessed a pretty countenance (not to mention a “nicely turned ankle”) in order to secure a husband in case your position of birth was not impressive. Only if you had significant wealth could you afford to marry for love, and even then you had to be careful not to fall prey to fortune hunters. Of course, you could always elect to marry another person of great fortune and amass your wealth into something stupendous.

Money ruled. The upper classes existed to partake of leisure when they weren’t managing their vast estates — a task often charged to an agent anyway. Men played cards, went hunting, shot game, and strolled about wearing skin-tight pantaloons. Women… arranged flowers? Learnt to play the piano?

Both men and women really suffered for fashion. Women continued to wear makeup containing lead and mercury long after they learnt of the dire consequences to their health. It was unseemly for them to wear heavy shawls or warm clothing even in the midst of the colder months, so they had to make do with light muslins and silk, often contracting colds and influenza. The wealthy ate a huge quantity of cold cuts, cakes, and bread, drinking sweet wine at breakfast and tea before bed.

The whole lifestyle boggles my mind, especially the right to behave like a jackass to anybody of a lower class because kindness was seen as weakness in the nobility.

I read these novels voraciously because I simply adore the antiquated Britishness of the whole affair: the prose, the culture, the architecture, the gardens, the scenery. I love the flouncy, affectionately drawn characters, the sharp (unlikely) dialogue, and appreciate the enormity of the research that the author must have undertaken to achieve such authenticity in her work.

Heyer died in 1974 after suffering several strokes. She also had lung cancer — hardly surprising when you consider that she smoked more than fifty cork-tipped cigarettes a day.

But every writer has a vice, don’t they?

asa: questions.

January 27th, 2012 § Leave a Comment

There are so many questions.

I’ve got some questions too.

Like, is it wrong to pray when you’re on the toilet?
And why are my eyebrows asymmetrical? Is there a chromosome responsible for that?
What do dogs think about?
Do other people have nights where they’re neither asleep nor awake for eight hours in a stretch?
What if people had wings?

…Why doesn’t a broken heart stop loving?

happy australia day!

January 26th, 2012 § 5 Comments

I made mini lamingtons.

Want a recipe?

PS That’s my front yard. Two acres of it.

gorman.

January 25th, 2012 § Leave a Comment

Oh, I love this little Aussie label.

Where else could you buy a fixie in the accessories section?

city vs country: the night.

January 24th, 2012 § 4 Comments

Does your heart belong to the city or to the country?

Now that I’m free from the geographical ties of university, I find myself speculating about where I’d rather live.

City?

Sticks?

I’ve lived in both and I feel that I love/hate each equally. So, I’m going to undertake a whimsical little analysis over the next few weeks to see if my head clears.

First: night-time.

//city image by eye poetry//country image by pittimus84 tumblr//

City traffic that never ceases, trains squealing to a halt at the nearby station, light that transgresses thick curtains, smog-tainted breeze, buildings lit up like fluorescent honeycomb, orange cloud, the magic of traffic lights splashed across wet pavement, glittering city panorama, corner stores open till midnight, neighbours’ arguments echoing through inadequate apartment walls, half-hearted dog fight two streets down.

Country near-silence broken by a dingo howling at the moon, star-pricked sky, dead blackness, fumbling for a lamp in the dark, moths clinging to the 60-watt bulb, breeze flapping curtains violently in the hour before a storm that’s been building all day, eucalyptus and wattle tickling your nostrils, creaking floorboards, screen doors unlocked for lack of concern about security, an unexpected bellow or bleat from the neighbours’ paddocks.

almond milk.

January 23rd, 2012 § 2 Comments

I’m a cliché.

I’ve been doing a New Year’s Detox.

And I’m at that point in the detox wherein I’m starting to feel a bit cleaner and more energised on the inside, but I look somewhat revolting. That’s part of detoxing, right?

I decided to get pretty serious about it last week, when I found out that my liver isn’t functioning well. As well as reverting fully to my sugar-free diet, I’ve decided to cease taking a prescription drug that I’ve been on for more than three years. Even though I already consume little dairy, I also decided to start experimenting with nut milks.

I don’t drink soy, as it’s bad news for auto-immune sufferers, but nut milks? They contain more nutrition than even fortified soy and rice milks, taste better, and almond milk, for example, contains 30% of your daily calcium and 25% of vitamin D needs in a single serving.

This cute video showed me that it wasn’t difficult to make. (WATCH IT.)

So, on the weekend I soaked two cups of almonds in the fridge overnight, and drained them the following day. Since then, I’ve been making a glass or so of almond milk at a time by taking a large handful of almonds, placing them in a blender, and topping up the water to 2-3 times the volume of nuts. Blitz. Strain. Done.

I know the recipe in the video calls for one litre of water per cup of almonds, but I prefer a little less water for a richer milk. I have been consuming half a glass at a time, especially when I’ve been feeling sick, because, like coconut water, it’s a great way to get some nutrition down the hatch without my body objecting.

The almond milk can be a trifle bland on its own. For my next batches, I’ll add in some macadamias or bazil nuts, and use the milk to make chai or smoothies.

One obvious tip: do use a blender and not a food processor to whizz the nuts and water. This may sound redundant, but I was silly enough to have used a food processor the first time! Not one of my best ideas. The processor leaked water all over the bench and the milk was full of big nubbly pieces of almond. A stick blender might work OK, but a proper smoothie blender is the best apparatus for this job, I think.

Also, don’t throw out the almond mulch left over after straining the milk. I kept mine and turned it into a flourless chocolate cake (no sugar, either!), but you could also use it to make crumble toppings, energy balls, muesli bars, and all kinds of lovely things.

So there. You can have your almond milk and eat your cake too.

rain falls.

January 22nd, 2012 § Leave a Comment

intelligent design: smencils.

January 21st, 2012 § 1 Comment

OK, if you can get past the fact that these pencils seem to bear text in the reviled Comic Sans font, they might just be the coolest thing ever.

They’re not only cute, but scented too! That’s so 1987-scratch-and-sniff-sticker-esque, but whatever.

Made out of 100% recycled newspaper and plastic, smencils come in dozens and dozens of shades with matching gourmet flavours.

Clean, green, and loads of fun — one of my nieces or nephews will be getting a set of these for a birthday sometime, I’m sure (as if I wouldn’t use this as a thinly veiled excuse to get some for myself).

sparkle sparkle.

January 20th, 2012 § 7 Comments

Quite the transformation has taken place within me in the last two or more years.

Have I got vainer?

I can’t think how to answer that question.

But to be clear, Old Amber would never have dangled so much after the sparkly, the spangly, the sequinned, glittery, or twinkling even half as much as I do now.

I bought this flapper-esque short-sleeved thing about a month ago. I’ve hung it at the foot of my bed to cheer me up today. I don’t know what one wears it with, but it’s certainly pretty in the late afternoon sun, no?

jimmy: dog sleepover.

January 19th, 2012 § 3 Comments

My dog Molly has been without a mate for more than a year, ever since our ginger boy Sammy went missing. We hoped for a long time that he would somehow return, but we have never learnt what became of him. I hope that somebody stole him rather than his being bitten by a snake or being baited. It still makes me very sad, because he disappeared not long after we had to put down Dumpling, our pudgy lady dog that we’d had for fourteen years.

Anyway. I was lucky to meet a friend of a friend through the ether last year who has been looking for a new home for her boy Jimmy. We have been e-mailing and talking back and forth for endless months. Finally, just after Christmas, we met up for a dog date.

They’ve had another date since and this week we are trialling Jimmy here at home.

So far so good. Jimmy and Molly are just like brother and sister. B1 and B2.

Lots of romping. Lots of laps around the house.

I love Jimmy already. He is smart and gentle and sweet. However, I’ve never seen a tongue so long! Must be for all that water he laps after running around like an idiot.

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